When You Care Enough To Send The Very Worst...
"Why are so many people turning to Fecalgram.com when they need a gift for that "Special Someone"? Because we send 100% natural, freshly squeezed, human-made turds to anyone in America completely anonymously. Guaranteed." --fecalgram.com
What am I quoting? Yes.. the homepage of Fecalgram.com !! I saw this beauty of a site and thought of my Agent Ho right away. What a nice way to say you care for someone...to send them a pile of shit. And hey, April is "National Fertilizer Month", so you can get your shit at $10.00 off. What... a... fucking... steal... who WOULDNT want this lovely package to arrive?
When I think of the wasted gifts Ive given, and all this time, this timeless treasure was available. Im fucking stupid. No wonder people look at me funny. Its not cuz my big bangin wanger hangs lower than my slipnslide vagina... its because I have failed to step up and redeem myself as a fecalgram giver. I am shamed. I have learned. I have nothing to do but improve now. Yes. And I will. Oh yeah.
Whats your address again?
What am I quoting? Yes.. the homepage of Fecalgram.com !! I saw this beauty of a site and thought of my Agent Ho right away. What a nice way to say you care for someone...to send them a pile of shit. And hey, April is "National Fertilizer Month", so you can get your shit at $10.00 off. What... a... fucking... steal... who WOULDNT want this lovely package to arrive?
When I think of the wasted gifts Ive given, and all this time, this timeless treasure was available. Im fucking stupid. No wonder people look at me funny. Its not cuz my big bangin wanger hangs lower than my slipnslide vagina... its because I have failed to step up and redeem myself as a fecalgram giver. I am shamed. I have learned. I have nothing to do but improve now. Yes. And I will. Oh yeah.
Whats your address again?
posted by Hermaphrodite at
8:44 PM
