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Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Pat -0 ...Toe-3

Fucking hell. Broke my toe today. Pinky toe too. The same damn one i have broke twice before. You'd think my toes would learn to get the fuck out of the way when my foot steps near dangers. Maybe I'll sent my toe to a toe-turial about the dangers of walking in groups. Shit takes like years to heal, only to never actually fully heal. "HEEL Toe!" Christ sounds like im having a square dance in here. Now.. I ...must ...not ...riverdance....




Whatever you do, DONT highlight the blackened part of my scroll above. Thanx, Pat.