Baby Names Worse Then "Hermie/Herma"...

I deeply apologize if any of you are owners of the following names. I apologize, not for making fun of them, but for having some seriously fucked up parents. Why cant everyone be normal? Like me. Baaaaaaaastagesssss.

Boys:

Abba
Amen
Andrew's (note the apostrophe, as if the mother were reminding herself of whothe father was!)
Apple
As-Matik (say it fast, you'll see what I mean)
Bear
Confession
Dwarf (I don't even want to think about that kid's childhood)
GQ (must have been a handsome lad)
Gal (Relative)
Go
Hey (makes it easy to call him in for dinner, Hey! Hey! HEY!)
Knight
Lisa (A boy named Lisa? Hmmm...might be my relative)
Nadir (which means "absolute lowest point", thanks Mom.)
Oleo (future chef)
Truth ($100 bucks the kid becomes pathological liar)
Unique (15 different Uniques, and one Uneek, which when you think about it,makes him unique)


Girls:

Albert
Beautiful
Beautiphul (beautiful, but in a strange way)
Boat
Chaos (what were they thinking?)
Chevy (I mean, why not Saab?)
Chevette
Choice (as in, "If I had one, I'd have chosen another name!)
Final (does this mean her younger sister is a mistake?)
Galaxy (hope she ain't shy)
He (a she named He? Definately my relative.)
Infinity (I guess infinity is any gender...again, a future relative)
N/A (as in, not applicable?)
Nada
Precious (LOTR Freaks!)
Prince
Promise
Providence
Sin
Tall (you better hope she is, that's all I have to say)
Tangerine
Tequilla (this means Mom won't get upset the first time you come home wasted)
Tierrainney (Yeah, I lost interest trying to pronounce that about half way through.)
Toolio (Probably Coolio's kid, one of them.)
Treasure
Unique (15 of these as well!)
Virgin (ok, so her name will be obsolete around her 16th birthday?)
Wednesday


Then you have parents that just shoulda fuckin thought about the name they give their child and how it relates to their last name. For example, the NASCAR driver Dick Trickle... yeah, thanks mom and pops. Fuckers.