About Me

Well, alot of people are probably saying to themselves, who is hermie/herma ? Well, lets start with the basdicks, shall we? My name is Pat. Yes, thats me. I live in Middlesex, USA. I used to live in Germany. All the marriage proposals got to be too much. Too, too much. So I left, because as you know, so many of them Germans are just gender confused. They see me as their savior. Flattering, but makes my dick twitch and my pussy leak. I spend a fortune on powders, anti-itch companies have me by the nips and nads as it is.

Anyway, as you know, I moonlight as a nude dancer for Cracker Joe's Diner. But my day job is a bit calmer. Yes. Gym teacher. Now, perhaps a few of you are nodding at this point. I get that alot. Its a very normal, natural thing. I have a brother, Sally. A sister, Bob. I also have a dog that I dont like to talk about. At least not until after my therapy is finished.

If you have any questions, I will be more than happy to answer them for you.

Pat