Career Perks

Im a rather shy Hermaphrodite. I get uneasy when people look at me funny. Which makes things difficult since I am a nude dancer at the local "Cracker Joe's Diner" on Friday nights. As you all know, this Friday is April Fools Day. Oh, the joy.

So I will be dancing with my hands (its big, I need both) over my penis. I'll bend over and shake my rump and show off my lower lips. Then when Bubba in the front booth least suspects it, I'll let go of my twig and berries and yell " April Fools ". They like that kinda thing there. Maybe a pube will fall in his soup. North Dakota Cheese. Wisconsin was out. Bitches.